“Look at me, I’m a mage”. Well isn’t that just great, you can create fire without rubbing two sticks together. And you can freeze water and throw it at people! Aren’t you just special?

And what about your, Mr. Warlock? You can create fire too? Newsflash, Mage is already doing it! Oh, you have curses? What are you going to do to me, give me a cold? Don’t bother me with your voodoo mumbo jumbo!

And don’t get me started on you, Priest! You can’t even cast a spell without asking for help from your invisible friend or sell your soul! Who do you think you are, anyways? Who am I?

I am a giant chicken. I AM A GIANT CHICKEN!

And yet, with little effort, I can command the very world you walk upon. With a flick of my wrist, I can summon forth an orb of pure, earthen power, or call down a pillar of the brightest starfire! I can command the stars of the sky to decend upon you, or summon the woods around you to turn on you!

And with little effort, in just a matter of seconds, I can realign the entire universe! At my will, I move the very planet we live upon to shadow the moon, or command the moon in front of the sun!

So have fun with with your fire making and your voodoo curses. Go pray to your invisible friend for help, or sell your soul to those in the shadow. Run along, weaklings!

I am a moonkin! BO-OORK!